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Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhool gaya.
Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hun.




Santa ko 3 BOMB mile.
Police ko dene chala.
Sath wala admi bola-agar koi bom raste me fatt gya to?
Santa: Jhooth bol denge ki, 2 hi mile the.




Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket
Santa: I wanted a matchbox
Passenger: U could have asked me
Santa: I don’t speak to strangers.
 
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